When down on all fours scrubbing the floor, the communist woman should not arch her back. Instead, she should roll her shoulders. But either way, the party recommends always wearing a bathing suit to do so. That’s the way good slaves, hum, i mean wives, do it.
I guess Soviets were not the ones to invent Swiffer.

Thanks to Sasha for sending me these and explaining me which was the do and which was the don’t. Not very clear at first glance for a twisted minded Westerner.

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Telex – Moscow Diskow (Carl Craig remix)